function getcontent() {
var count = 15;
var r = Math.ceil(Math.random() * count);
if (r == 1) return "Children's Ministry
Sunday School classes, special events & activities throughout the year, Vacation Bible School and summer camps.
Visit the Children's Ministry page.
Youth Ministry
United Methodist Youth Fellowship (UMYF) every Sunday, musical theater, Youth Sunday, camps and summer service projects. Visit the Youth Ministry page.";
if (r == 2) return "Adult Fellowship Groups
Partnership with God is an older adult Sunday School Class (singles and married couples) that meet every Sunday morning at 9 am in Rm 101 for prayer, study and discussion.
Shareringers is a group of adults with children in college or older and meets on the second Sunday of each month at 9 am for fellowship and programs.";
if (r == 3) return "What's Going on at FUMC?
Sunday Worship Info
Church News & Events--Upcoming Events and Programs, Community News, Reviews, Missions Updates and more!
Church Calendar--Check the calender for all upcoming events.";
if (r == 4) return "Caring Ministries & Spiritual Formation
Labyrinth
Walking the labyrinth is a form of meditation, prayer and spiritual renewal. The Labyrinth is open for walks on a regular basis.
Check the schedule.
Prayer Quilt Ministry
meets the fourth Saturday of each month in Room 300 at 9 am";
if (r == 5) return "Help Wanted
Volunteers are always needed for our Sunday services. For example: Ushers, Lay Lectors, Communion Servers, etc... Please contact the church office or write a message on your attendance card if you are interested.
Find out more...";
if (r == 6) return "Twiddling Your Thumbs?
Prayers & Squares, our Prayer Quilt Ministry, needs help sewing quilt tops for future prayer quilts. You will need access to a sewing machine. Prayers & Squares will provide you with a kit that includes instructions and fabric that is cut and ready to sew.
Find out more...";
if (r == 7) return "Lost your glasses?
Missing an umbrella?
Can’t remember what you did with that scarf or date book?
This is just a reminder that we keep lost-and-found items in the church office. Check with us if you’ve lost or found something!";
if (r == 8) return "Loving God With Our Minds
A Book Study and Potluck
led by Rev. Patricia Farris
Thought provoking, controversial, and illuminating. Grow your mind as you deepen your faith. No sign up is necessary. Just pick up the book, read it prior to the discussion, and come with questions.
Find out more...";
if (r == 9) return "Did you know we have a church newsletter?
It's called the Sentinel and it's published twice a month.
We also offer a Friday Email each week from our Pastors which gives information about the upcoming Sunday.
To sign up for the eSentinel or Friday Emails subscribe online.";
if (r == 10) return "Are you interested in what's happening in worship this Sunday?
Did you miss a service recently?
Visit our Next Sunday page for all the details about each upcoming Sunday. You may also want to take a look at the online Sermon Archive for sermons going back to the year 2000. Printed sermons are also available in the wall shelves around the sanctuary and in the church office.";
if (r == 11) return "Vacation Bible School
It's not too early to sign your Children up for VBS! It will take place
August 4 -8, 2008 with the theme Beach Party! Surfin' Through the Scriptures.
Contact the church office for more information.";
if (r == 12) return "Health Ministry
Promoting Wellness
Timely information on health and wellness.";
if (r == 13) return "Are you looking for a women's group?
United Methodist Women (UMW) are a group of women with the purpose of knowing God, developing a creative supportive fellowship and expanding the awareness of the global ministries of the church.";
if (r == 14) return "the bridge
-young adults (post-college)
-Wednesdays 7pm-9pm, Room 308
-fellowship, Bible study, discussion, prayer
-game nights, social events, retreats, outreach projects, church-wide activities
Visit the Young Adult Groups page.";
if (r == 15) return "CDs of our Chancel Choir's Concerts are always available in the church office for $15. Pick yours up today while supplies last!
Visit our Music Ministry page to learn about our various choirs and upcoming music events.";
}